Name: Tek Jansen
Occupation: Elite Alpha Squad Agent/ Professional Hero
Show: The Colbert Report
Comic Backstory: Tek hails from an alternative, parallel universe which was conquered and destroyed by Cheney. His universe was just one of countless dimensions to fall to, as he knows him, the 'Dark One'. Ever since his universe was destroyed, Tek has followed Cheney on a path of revenge. On a desperate mission when Tek was still in Alpha Squad training, Tek's Master valiantly gave his life in a fierce battle against the 'Dark One' himself in order to complete their very important task. His universe already lost to the darkness, Tek vowed to avenge his fallen Master and set out to defeat the 'Dark One' all on his own.
Weapons: A laser blaster, an electronic armband with limited tracking capability and information storage.
Page Branson 2009