Name: Stephen Colbert
Occupation: Comedian/ Fake News Pundit
Show: The Colbert Report
Comic Backstory: Stephen finds a magical spear in a hidden cavern under the The Colbert Report studio. He then uses his new found weapon to face off against a bear monster with the help of Paul and Eric. All three decide to head to the Daily Show studio to find their missing friends.
Weapon: A blessed spear that was hidden in a cavern under the TCR studio.
Page Branson 2009