Names: Allison Silverman, Larry Wilmore, Wyatt Cenac, Aasif Mandvi
Show: The Colbert Report (Allison), The Daily Show (everyone else)
Comic Backstory: Allison and her cohorts were sightseeing in New Jersey when everything back in New York started to go straight to hell. Thankfully, they ran into a couple of local Jersey merchants who supplied them with new tools for battling the baddies! After being graciously compensated by Larry, of course. They made their way back to the city in a newly rather charred polling van and ran smack into a fight with Conan O'Brien already in progress.
Weapons/Powers: Allison: ability to clone herself, Larry: a deck of exploding cards, Wyatt: super speed, Aasif: lapel pin granting fire powers.
Page Branson 2009