Names: Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Brian Williams
Occupation: Real Newscasters/Pundits
Shows: Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Rachel Maddow Show and NBC Nightly News
Comic Backstory: These three are a crack team of NBC superstars charged with making sure others that 'Mother Peacock' have her sights set on stick to their contracts by staying alive. Through the night they've trailed after Jon and the rest of his team, until now...
Weapons: Keith: Fisticuffs, Rachel: Two standard issue NBC sabers/ a large quantity of bombs, Brian: Killer smile
Page Branson 2009